Minding your own business is not exclusive of minding other people's business as well

Moreover, it doesn't rule out making someone else's business your own and then minding it.

So I don't give a shit if you were minding your own business. I want a comprehensive list of all of the business you were minding, so that I can verify that none of it was mine (or originally mine).



Unfortunately for you, I have a lot of business. Most of it, in fact.