Beard Growing

Those of you who, like me, have never really let a beard grow out should heed some advice.

Those among you who have grown real beards will tell you: "the itchy phase ends." Allow me to assure you that this is merely a semantic point. The itchy phase, proper, does end. But it is replaced by a phase marked by an oddly disconcerting feeling every time you move your face. While this is not technically one of "itchiness," it is related, and let me tell you it is just as pervasive and just as annoying (if not more so).

We all know that shaving sucks. So lets just stick to stubble, ok?