Friday, July 24, 2009

Forceful handshakes

Why is it that a 'firm' handshake is valued?

All that this does is assert physical dominance, in a world where physical dominance is not supposed to mean anything.

Hell, if we are going to be this blatant with things, let's just greet each other by decking each other in the face. At least, at business conferences and whatnot, we can find the real movers and shakers. The ones we should all be meeting.

They have crooked noses, and cauliflower ears.

When you find the ones who look like Rocky after he fought Drago. Well, then, whoopty doo, asshole. Have fun with the CEO.

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