A List of things I am Going to do Before I Stop Talking About How Cool Cephalopods Are

Well, let's get the obvious ones out of the way:
1.) Eat
2.) shower
3.) behave in a condescending manner towards you
4.) behave in a condescending manner towards a cephalopod
5.) accept a bribe over $5,000 from a political lobby
6.) Tell that lobby how they would be cooler if they could change color under direct neural control.
7.) accept any bribe (really any, please, just, go nuts)
8.) get drunk (not that this is a necessary condition for a cephalopod rant, but it is certainly a sufficient condition).
9.) Get tired. I may slow down a bit.

and finally, perhaps depressingly,

10.) die. That is the only way I will Ever shut up. Ever.