If I were to drink Wolverine's blood, would I heal faster, or simply have a desperate desire to brush my teeth?
If I ate Riddick's eyeballs, would Chronicles of Riddick have been a good movie?
If "The Faculty" featured excessive teenage nudity, could anyone deny it would have been the best movie of all time?
If someone beat the hell out of Frank Miller, and no one was around to see it, who else would be thrilled if we at least found some security footage of it?
Similarly, if Michael Bay were to get blown up when a truck, driving up a ramp escaping terrorists, collided with a news helicopter than then landed on a fulcrumed section of highway, catapuled a hazmat transport vehicle onto his house, would he die a happy man?
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