I carefully selected, masticated and swallowed that philly cheesesteak, stomach, and I do not appreciate the maneuvers you are currently trying to pull. I am interested in ingesting that food for its nutritional value, and if you continue your plans as stated, the entire act of eating said sandwich will be reduced to nothing more than elaborate mimery, or, perhaps, some sort of kabuki-style theater.
Fine. If you insist.
If you will excuse me, apparently, I need to return some partially digested food.
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