Formulas for Inexplicable Situations

Quite often when flipping through the channels, and I'm sure I'm not the only one to have experienced this sensation, I come across a show where there is something happening on screen that cannot be described adequately by any configuration of events leading up to it. Here are some objects and situations that, in combination, are very difficult to explain. See if you can come up with the reasoning yourself.

The Horrified Santa
Three Santa Hats
Four Gallons of Yogurt
One Rabbit, Alive
One Rabbit, Dead & Partially Skinned
Four Copies of "Guns and Ammo"
Two Used Depilatories
Setting: Floor of Grand Central Station, 3 A.M., Midsummer

Mugshot Madness
One camcorder
Three footballs
Two Jars of Vaseline
One Turducken
Half of a Ferrari
An assortment and array of zuccinis, organized alphabetically or by size
A nonfunctioning polaroid camera
Setting: Prison

The Unholy Salad Bar
Three pairs of clear plastic serving tongs
One pair of stainless steel serving tongs
Several Pounds of Lettuce
Three gallons of thousand island dressing, measured out evenly into 24 soiled batman themed tupperware containers
A tape of George W. Bush's first State of the Union Address, playing, on loop
An 'unfortunate' number of hot pants (there is room for interpretation for this one)
Setting: 3/4 of A Denny's, the remaining 1/4 having been recently removed by an impact with a tractor trailer