the horrifying snake game
piloting with your yardstick
poledancing with ricky
disobeying the bible
worshipping at the altar of depravity
administer internally and don't call in the morning
initiating regret
laying grounds for divorce
stress testing the furniture
stress testing the kitchen counter
the euphemistic samba
having a grunt competition
sideways jogging
challenging societies' morals
experimenting with new ways to fuck up our relationship
further alienating myself from my estranged wife / family / etc.
playing the ape to her jane goodall
bestiality, only with a woman
engaging in frivolous and unnecessary behavior
failing at yoga
praying the vasectomy took
the nasty 90 seconds
the three point five inch fire punch
assisting in the task of unraveling the firehose
laughing in pity
politely dancing around the word 'inadequate'
questioning how, once again, i wound up in that circumstance
fearing that her father is armed, drunk, and anti-semitic
sandhogging
more to come later.
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