If I were a superhero / circus oddity, I would be the Amazing Man Without Shame.
Victim: "Oh no, our house is being robbed, whatever shall we do!"
Robber: Ya' ain't gonna do nothin'! Yer gettin' robbed and you are going to like it!
*Door bursts Open*
*Our hero enters, wearing a tattered pinstripe suit, broken sunglasses, and limply clutching a half empty plastic bottle with the label partially torn off*
Victim: Thank god! It's the amazing man without shame!
*TAMWS Stumbled in*
TAMWS: Hold on. *He immediately keels forward and vomits on the floor*
TAMWS: What the fuck is going on here? *He immediately drops his trousers and begins to pee on the living room floor while gargling vodka*
Robber: Jesus christ what the fuck are you doing?
*TAMWS hits robber in the face with vodka bottle, begins humping his leg vigorously*
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