(Partial) Last Will & Testament

Note: This should not be considered a final will and testament, as, obviously, it mentions none of my assets, which will be dealt with in other instruments. However, what follows is, in fact, a true statement of final wishes.

Since I am in finals, I am obviously also deep into my preparations for harikiri. So, hopefully, that won't have to happen. However, even if it doesn't, upon my death, the following should be performed.

1. Flash freeze my body.

2. Perhaps this step should be performed before 1, but I don't know how these things work. I want to be put in a Superman outfit. Accordingly, my body should be frozen in this position:



3. Launch me into space. And none of this geosynchronous orbit crap. I want to be on an extra-solar trajectory. Why? Because maybe, in a few billion years, aliens will find me. And you know what? Fuck them.

So let it be written. So let it be done.