See, I think orbit could also be fun. I would like to be frozen in flying kick position and set into orbit ready to kick anyone in my way. That way, my badassicity would be viewable for generations to come.
Really, I think this could evolve into a specialty market: A buddhist could be frozen in a meditation position, Chuck Norris could be set into a spin and perpetually roundhouse kick for the rest of time. One could wear a giant mirror and actually become a star. Sure, Hercules got a whole constellation, but a star at least gets you into the conversation.
The possibilities are endless.
And the downside is pretty low too. Even if the orbit is imperfect, or if it is effected by some meteoroid passing by, the result is still pretty badass. Either the deceased will be sent back to earth with a fiery reentry (think about it, you could be a shooting star), or would escape orbit and fly off into deep space as RG described.
I am now taking up collection of the startup capitol to get this business off the ground (so to speak).
Also, I think that RG's Superman pose would be funnier if he were dressed in a suit than in a Superman outfit. An appropriately stern and businesslike facial expression would also be necessary.
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