A Response

As you might naturally assume, I retain in my employ a phalanx of lawyers that spend 20 hours everyday scanniong the internet for references to me, my intellect, my fasion sense, my earning power, and most of all, my penis. Thankfully, these lawyers came across a recent post by one Mr. Reality Grip (heretofore referred to as 'the accused') - lord knows I don't read his crap myself.
In rebutall to the accused, I simply offer a group whose personal and professional experience leads them to disagree: