Friday, April 4, 2008

The Furyturd

There is a phenomenon that, like many others, may in fact be gender specific, in this case, to males. The hateshit. The furyturd. When something makes you so angry you have to go and take a shit about it.

"Dude, did you see that last strike out by Pedro? Take that, Yankeesfan."
*Yankees fan grimaces. Starts several sentences. Raises finger in the air and starts another sentence. Brings hand down. Gesticulates and stutters frantically.*
"Righ. Fucking... fuck it."
*Yankees fan storms out of room*
"I AM GOING TO HATESHIT IN YOUR BATHROOM, YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Oh jesus... someone go get the industrial strength pinesol..."

The furyturd.
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1 comment:

Theo Von Hohenheim said...

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible,
There's no need for the jury to retire,
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law,

The way you made to suffer your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with an urge to defecate!

April 5, 2008 at 8:38 PM

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