Readers, good news.
Dr. Von Hohenheim was just accepted to grad school for a Ph.D. Program. Know the old joke? B.S. M.S. Ph.D.? Bullshit, moreshit, piled higher and deeper? They were talking about Theo.
The joke is on us, however, readers, as Theo is getting a Ph.D. in philosophy. In other words, he has officially 'opted out.' He has sent in his "Fuck This Shit" paperwork, and it has been noted and approved by the relevant authorities. He will never have to hold a normal job again, ever, not that he has, but, worst of all, the son of a bitch will be able to answer the question "What do you do for a living?" with "I am a philosopher."
Philosopher indeed, Dr. Von Hohenheim. How we started out in the same place and I end up a jurist and you a philosopher is not really within my conceptual grasp. But it makes sense.
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