Bow Before Your New Masters

People have known for some time that some kind of enormous unstoppable corporation would eventually come to own all of humanity. Whenever people, science fiction writers, conspiracy theorists, and the like, mused on the topic, they always came up with very sinister sounding names, along the following lines:

The Illuminati
OmniCorp
VirtueCon
The Catholic Church
The New York Yankees
The Telephone Company
The Legion of Doom

You know, the kind of name that sends shivers down your spine with its mere utterance. So you know it is evil.

But, sadly, the time has come where this very spectre has established itself and come to power. And the name of this juggernaut, this New World Order, is:





. . . wait for it . . .



Google.

I don't know what to make of this really. I guess I have nothing else to do but be mildly amused by this fact. That is, until my mandatory servitude begins.