RG: Weight: 160 lbs, Height: 5'8" Attributes desperately goodlooking, razor wit, known as "the verbal fencer," due to his ability to pierce skin with words.
Sidewalk: Weight: incalculable; Height: Negligible. Attributes: at a lower position in the potential well than the humans who tread on it. Also, very hard.
Round 1
*Ding*
*RG drunkenly spills all over the sidewalk while, for some unknown reason, running toward the subway*
Winner: Sidewalk.
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