My T-Shirt Company

I am making a t-shirt company. It is called pen15 shirts. Each shirt has a slogan on it, and then an arrow pointing downward. You know. To your penis. Here are some of our slogans:

Penis
I'm with stupid
Brains
Loading Dock
Polyunsaturated
Clean
Diseased
Erect
Semi-Erect
Flaccid
High IQ
Drivers Seat
The Throne
Microphone
Handle With Care
Do Not Handle With Care
Beware Electrical Discharge
Beware Burning Discharge
Beware
Discharge
Throbbing
Barbed
Armed and Dangerous
WMD
Brains of the Operation
J.D.
PhD
Highly Educated
Ignorant
Illiterate
Voter
Nonvoter
Superdelegate
Democratic Caucus
Pruriant
Deviant
Homeless
Needs a Home
Plays Well With Others
Plays Well With Children
Abortion Factory
Babymaker
Felon
Wanted in 17 States
Ex-Con
Sex Offender
Herpes Dispenser
Hero
Spelunker
Eats Children
Polyunsaturated
Pnuemonoultrasilicovolcanoconeiosis
Oversize Novelty Firehouse (Credit to Seanbaby)
Peptide
Roto-rooter
Gold Plated
Silver Plated
Non-Ironically Gold Plated
Ironic
Chinese Import
Likes Men
Likes Women
Straight
Gay
Fat Chicks
More Fat Chicks
Hates Fat Chicks (arrow pointing up)
Loves Fat Chicks (arrow pointing down)
Highly Addictive
Slippery When Wet
Poorly Lubricated
Lounge Singer
Pet Zebra
Have you seen my baseball?
E=MC^2
Warp Drive
Square Circle
Coat Rack
2 Dozen Donuts
True North
Horror and Chaos (gotta rep the brand)

And, Of Course

Pen15


More to come.