Monday, February 11, 2008

Yes, Folks, this Blog Is an Accurate Representation of How We Live Our Lives

A recent Gchat conversation:

RG: blast
this hot blonde clearly does not liker her boyfriend
should i just be like 'hey, fuck me.'

Theo: hmm
maybe a little less blunt

RG: "hey, fuck love to me."

Theo: i think you need like 2-3 sentences of explanation first
sentence 1: "You are HOT"
sentence 2: "your bf sucks"
uhh
ya

RG: and THEN

RG: "fuck love to me."

Theo: yup
that should do it

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your 2-3 sentence examples aren't really sentences. You need ending punctuation before or after the end quotes.

Theo Von Hohenheim said...

Clearly you never use any kind of internet chat. Punctuation is a luxury I am not afforded when timing my jokes.

Anonymous said...

don't be a tool, chomp on my stool, say it with me, kuh-low-quee-uhll...