Sure, I drink too much and I can't wake up on time and I can't spend more than 20 minutes at a time doing work that I don't find enthralling.
But I have motherfucking qualifications! And you should see my resume. It's so damn professional looking. I have text boxes and my name is in bold fonts and shit. Great stuff. And let's not forget my people skills. People love me; I get along awesome with fucking everyone. I'm so damn personable, how could I not rock the shit out of an interview!? I speak so damn well, and get my fucking points across without bullshitting. People respect that shit.
But somehow no one seems to want to give me a fucking job. I don't get it. Assholes.
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you get your points across without bullshitting? Where have I been when this has happened?
I mean bullshitting in the sense of wasting time and energy. you know, messing around. I cut right right to the chase, even if my logic is specious.
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